I am not nor have I ever been a mexican, however I am a little jealous of their culture, in a way. Look at how much unlimited, unrestricted fun these guys are having. In Mexico it's not frowned upon to run around shirtless, wearing red spandex that hug your junk a little too tight. Plus men look bad ass and intimidating when they wear sombreros in mexico, in america the only excuse for wearing sombreros is if you're gay, you're mentally challenged, you're drunk, and or it's halloween and most of those result in emotional and sometimes even physical pain. My favorite thing about Mexico is the mariachi bands.
If there were never mariachi bands there would be no mexican hat dance and if there were no mexican hat dance there would be no fun, and isn't fun what us Americans are all about? Mexicans invented fun, Mexicans and Flappers from the 1920's
Mexicans are great! And I know they will probably end up illegally over populating the United States, but who could blaim them, just think of all the fun they are having. They work at Disney World, they never take baths, they eat off the floor, they do all the fun things we dream about doing except we aren't repulsive enough to actually do it.
